Why do creeks have branches but not limbs?
Why do creeks have branches but not limbs?
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ah, ah,
we drove through the lands of the ice and snow
from the west we came where the big rivers flow
the hammer of the gods will drive our wheels to eastern lands
interesting weather to be traveling through, but we made it fine.
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
One daughter has gone, the other leaving tomorrow. Feeling kinda sad.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
post-Christmas depression specials
Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa, Clawed
The Pole-Ax Express
Amahl and the Night Terrors
The Little Murder Boy
How the Grinch Stabbed Christmas
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First thought: "This bending-over-repeatedly stuff is getting old."
Second thought: "It ain't the bending over that's getting old..."
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Do you know what's funny?
Me neither.
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Rose Parade...Memories of growing up in Pasadena and in the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains, Southern Califorina blue skies, watching the parade from the roof of my grandparents house and volunteering to work on floats. My mom and dad met in the malt shop at the corner of Orange Grove Blvd. where the parade turns on to Colorado Blvd. Nice to see Dr. Jane Goodall as the Grand Marshall. Bringing attention to how we see and treat animals.
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"She's not your garden-variety lesbian. She's a militant-activist-mean lesbian, working her whole career to advance the homosexual agenda. ." [Jesse Helms A.P., May'93]
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"a Brahmin revolutionary from the Golden Age with pink and lavender blood vessels with lots of expertise on the issues"
[Hildegard, Blab, May '09]