we saw a white owl up close the other night on our evening stroll with the dog. gorgeous!
we saw a white owl up close the other night on our evening stroll with the dog. gorgeous!
"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Holiday Horror, coming soon to a home theatre close to you!
Frosty, the Abominable Snowman, Meets Rudolph, the Red-Handed Ax-Murderer!
What's coming down your chimney looking for you this holiday season?
Christmas fear, from us and ours to you and yours.
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Mourning has broken.
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Dedicated to any and all who, like me, just can't seem to get their sinuses to stop being so GADDAM aggravating.
"Netti-Pot Me One More Time"
(to the tune of "Do That to Me One More Time" by the Captain - yes - the Captain and Tenille)
Once is never enough with a rinse like dew
Netti pot me one more time
I can never get enough of a rinse that spews, oh
Cleanse me like you just did
Oh, baby, netti pot me once again
Pass that through me one more time
Once just isn't enough for my nose to clear
Whoa, run that through me one more time
I can never hear enough 'cause my ears aren't clear, oh
Spray that fluid again that you just did
Oh, daily, run that through me once again
Netti pot me one more time
Once is never enough with a rinse like dew
Netti pot me one more time
I can never get enough of a rinse that spews, oh
Cleanse me like you just did
Oh, baby, netti pot me once again
(Netti again) One more time (Netti again) One more time
(Netti again) One more time (Netti again) One more time
(Netti again) One more time (Netti again)
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Anyway, it's dead, and we're gonna eat it.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
Red skies at night, sailors delight; red skies at dawn, sailors...get it on?
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Cried over my breakfast (morning news) and cried over my dinner (evening news).
Fear is the thief of dreams.
Some things in life are confusing, while other things simply don't make sense
"Sometimes a stick in the eye is a tool for enlightenment, but mostly not." Manfred Minsk