I guess when your Dad is an engineer for Kraft (He came up with the Squeeze Parkay top along with the plastic oil can and the plastic grocery bag among other things.) you have access to alot of Miracle Whip, Velveeta and Kraft singles.
And yeah, my fil really did come up with and develop THE first plastic grocery bag. Now that this is public, may I still remain a menber of the blab?
"Life isn't long enough to do all you could accomplish. And what a privilege even to be alive. In spite of all the pollutions and horrors, how beautiful this world is.
Supposing you only saw the stars once every year. Think what you would think. The wonder of it!"--Tasha Tudor
Party in James' shower! Everyone is coming!!!
Your nickname can be polish and mine can be rust.
Actually I think that's kinda cool. The hamdog not so much. Besides you're not a menber, you're a womanber.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
creepily enough, "hamdog" is even scarier sounding than i had imagined.
Found out my next-door neighbors*, who have only spoken to us once** since we moved here, were great friends of the former residents of our house and held a prayer circle when the house went up for sale imploring God to replace their neighbors with good conservative, God-fearing patriots to the Second amendment. They got me and a French agnostic whose politics lean to the left of Dennis Kucinich. If there is a God, let me be the first to congratulate Him for His great sense of humor.
*father drives his 25-foot RV to Tea Party rallies and on hunting trips; is teaching his 4 yr old daughter how to shoot birds; displays animal trophies around his house (according to another neighbor) including a falcon he illegally shot down in defiance of the "government ban."
**spoke to us the other day to complain about the 11 yr old bringing Hispanic friends to play basketball in our neighborhood court; said if he left his garage door opened and anything went missing, he'd know why.
The obvious next move: invite 'em over for dinner.Originally Posted by Hildegard
Very good sense of humor God has.
Too bad you have such uptight neighbors.
Hildy,
If and when you're ready to make a point or two to your neighbors might I suggest inviting over the blab for an evening of frivolities? Just guessing they'll either move or write you off as a lost cause.
"Life isn't long enough to do all you could accomplish. And what a privilege even to be alive. In spite of all the pollutions and horrors, how beautiful this world is.
Supposing you only saw the stars once every year. Think what you would think. The wonder of it!"--Tasha Tudor
Party in James' shower! Everyone is coming!!!
Your nickname can be polish and mine can be rust.
You really can't help someone who is hell bent on destroying their own life.
Destruction of a civilized nation - there's an app for that.
I'll come. Make it a kegger.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
I can tell you from experience this is absolutely true.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
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