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  1. 01-28-2013, 08:50 AM #2921
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    Silly Putty: An Ode

    Silly putty, flopping at my feet
    Silly putty, the kind I like to knead
    Silly putty
    I don't believe you, you're a special goo
    No one could bounce as good as you
    Mercy!

    Silly putty, don't you harden up
    Silly putty, I 'll keep you in a cup
    Silly putty
    To keep you supple, yup
    and from getting eaten by the pup
    Whoa!

    Silly putty, flop a while
    Silly putty, plop a while
    Silly putty, show your style to me
    Silly putty, yeah yeah yeah
    Silly putty, drop on by
    Silly putty, oh please be my glee
    'Cause I need you, I'll knead you right
    Come with me playdough, be mine tonight

    Silly putty, don't crack and dry
    Silly putty, don't make me cry
    Silly putty, won't you stay spry, hey...okay
    If that's the way it must be, okay
    I guess I'll go to sleep, it's late
    There'll be other toys, but wait!
    What do I see?
    Is it slopping back in shape?
    Yeah, it's slopping back in shape
    Oh, oooooooooooh, silly putty!
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    Whose backs are trod upon on the way up? And whose shoulders are disregarded by those being helped down?
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    A hearse! A hearse! My kinfolk for a hearse!

    Scientists to reveal result of Richard III hunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnM View Post
    A hearse! A hearse! My kinfolk for a hearse!

    Scientists to reveal result of Richard III hunt

    Now is the winter of our DNA content.
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    Will it take 500 years to find Jimmy Hoffa?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Ringo View Post
    Will it take 500 years to find Jimmy Hoffa?
    My Detroit sources suggest that he will never be found.
    ~m.
    When you do things right. people won't be sure that you've done anything at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
    My Detroit sources suggest that he will never be found.
    ~m.
    And conversely, will never disappear. Forever on the grassy knoll watching Wellstone's plane scream toward the twin towers.
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    anybody else do the KNS sudoku and notice its been more difficult this week?

    i hope its not just me
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    Those guys that wear their pants below their ass have to be idiots.
    That is the stupidest fashion (?) thing I have ever seen.
    In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.

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    Overwhelmed.
    “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
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