Today I receive annual greetings from Web sites that insisted on my entering a birthday to create an account.
Today I receive annual greetings from Web sites that insisted on my entering a birthday to create an account.
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Ah earlnemo, I love it when ya talk dirty.Originally Posted by earlnemo
"She's not your garden-variety lesbian. She's a militant-activist-mean lesbian, working her whole career to advance the homosexual agenda. ." [Jesse Helms A.P., May'93]
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"a Brahmin revolutionary from the Golden Age with pink and lavender blood vessels with lots of expertise on the issues"
[Hildegard, Blab, May '09]
NPR says the gay population is 3.3%. I thought it was higher.
Fear is the thief of dreams.
I was off work for the Holidays, now I'm back and it seems like I never left. The guys who were covering for me did a good job.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
I coulda been a contendah. Who among us has thought that? Who among us was right?
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Hey, we're winning! We've just won for so long that we no longer get giddy. Wait for it... (it comes back in a while). Just putting our own socks on or a successful potty will be a blue ribbon day.
No mas
Low mas
Mo' mas
Duh mas.
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Once all the Holiday stuff and the tree is put away you know the Holidays are officially over. I still have the feeling though.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.
People are human. This means we are capable of unspeakable evil, incalculable cruelty, abysmal indifference, uncaring awareness, curious incomprehension, knowing compassion, deep caring, unfathomable sympathy and inarticulate good. Possibly all before afternoon tea. Plan accordingly.
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We'd all like to believe the bullies we knew in school grew up to be losers, wouldn't we?
Instead, they grew up to be high-commission car salesmen.
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