YouTube comments. Jesus H. Frogballs.
YouTube comments. Jesus H. Frogballs.
“But music is the metaphor for life in America. So the girl moves on to somebody else, leaving him with his truck and the carnation. But it’s not really about the girl. It’s about America. She’s moved on from all of those things just as America began to move on from all of those things that faith would help you, that faith, you would do it through faith. You would do things because the Bible told you so. But now you’re starting to believe that music will save your soul.”
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
Ultimate humiliation is when the zombies go for your cell phone instead of your brain.
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So, can nutcases be considered scrotums?
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Good to see that Mark Padgett has found gainful employment refusing to clean toilets in a Scrubbing Bubbles commercial.
Hearing voices inside my head in Burma-Shaving rhymes
Hey, EurOK.
No, Euroblivious.
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The entitlement culture. What a bunch of ding-dongs.
Hostess seeks approval for executive bonuses
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Damned drought. I want to burn.
ITT commercial:
"Everything began for me when I walked into that door at ITT."
What? You busted your head open and successfully sued them for millions of $$$ for having balky doors?
Walking into doors is not the start of success, it's a sign of clumsiness. You don't walk into doors, darn it, you walk through them.
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When we practice to deceive, we are perpetrating deception.
When we practice to receive, we are perpetrating reception.
When we practice to perceive, we are perpetrating perception.
When we practice to conceive, we are perpetrating conception.
But when we perpetrate inception, we are not practicing to inceive, nor when we practice to believe are we perpetrating beleption.
And when we practice to achieve, we are not perpetrating acheption.
Nor when we practice to accept are we perpetrating acception, although when we practice to except, we do perpetrate exceptions, as surely we must with any rule.
But why?
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