You can mock the cowboy hat
And her kid who sold some smack
You can mock dude with his gun
You can mock those unearned runs
You can mock their pension plan
Mock their short attention span
You can mock the Sunshine laws
Seems they had some tragic flaws
Mock them voting in the hall
You can mock them one and all
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gnaw Parker again.
Snark Bites - Knoxville's alternative reality news source
Bump!!
"You've gone from being crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News."- Amy Wong
"Knoxville is a guitar town with a banjo problem."- Susan Bauer Lee
"Republicans in East Tennessee live in a government compound of national and state forests, land grant universities, nuclear research labs, and TVA lakes and dams, while pretending to be coonskin cappers guarding the mountain passes to stop socialism." - (Commenter from Oregon discussing the Tennessee Governors contest in the NYT)
... if you approach green lights by pressing on the brakes
... If your attempt to turn left onto Kingston Pike ends pathetically with you stopping your car in full while blocking both lanes of oncoming traffic, then backing up, finding that the car behind you has filled the wait lane. So you back up so that at least one lane of traffic passes
... If you drive as if you have nowhere to go and all the time in the world to get there
... you might be a Knox Countian.
... but you're definitely from East Tennessee!
Last edited by JohnT; 02-14-2007 at 12:07 AM.
you might be a knox countian if.....
you hand a stripper a five dollar bill and ask for four dollars change.
"Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it"- George S. Halas
....if you have yet to discover the purpose of the turn signals on your car
....if you wouldn't use them if you did know
....if you slow to 30 mph while merging onto the interstate
Sorry - can you tell I've had a bad day, traffic-wise?
If you are pissed at a dog for keeping you awake with its barking, it's not because you disagree with what it's saying. -- Rikki
You might be a Knox Countian if...
...banana republics refuse you entry, citing doubts about your visa because of "irregularities" and "government malfeasance" at your point of origin.
...even Cocke Countians pity you.
You might be a Knox County Commissioner if...
...you take "open process" to mean that anyone can bid on your vote, not just the developers!
Snark Bites - Knoxville's alternative reality news source
...you inexplicably denegrate the place you love and call home...
Knoxville Sucks!
(* Satire. I love Knoxville & Knox County. Just trying to keep this tread on page 1 until September '08, per Mr. M's directive.)
...if you never, never, ever, fucking ever use your turn indicators. (sorry, sore spot with me)
Farewell, but you will be
with me, you will go within
a drop of blood circulating in my veins
or outside, a kiss that burns my face
or a belt of fire at my waist.
I was told that the real reason people don't use their signals around here is because... they don't want everybody knowing their business.Originally Posted by relentless1
"i only wanna...
oh, i just wanna...
oh, i don't want anything..."
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