Snark Bites - Knoxville's alternative reality news source
Every form of precipitation known is coming down downtown. Even a couple I've never seen before.
~m.
When you do things right. people won't be sure that you've done anything at all.
Light drizzle to winter wonderland in about 10 minutes flat.
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
"You've gone from being crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News."- Amy Wong
"Knoxville is a guitar town with a banjo problem."- Susan Bauer Lee
"Republicans in East Tennessee live in a government compound of national and state forests, land grant universities, nuclear research labs, and TVA lakes and dams, while pretending to be coonskin cappers guarding the mountain passes to stop socialism." - (Commenter from Oregon discussing the Tennessee Governors contest in the NYT)
That stuff is SLICK. I just went to move the car under cover, and I nearly fell twice walking through the yard (glad I stayed off the sidewalk). And I thought I was going to have to sit on my butt and slide down the front steps.
If you are pissed at a dog for keeping you awake with its barking, it's not because you disagree with what it's saying. -- Rikki
If you are pissed at a dog for keeping you awake with its barking, it's not because you disagree with what it's saying. -- Rikki
Thunder snow!
~m.
When you do things right. people won't be sure that you've done anything at all.
Snark Bites - Knoxville's alternative reality news source
Well Damn. I'm in Vonore and have to come through Lenoir City. It is sleeting like crazy now. Should be an interesting drive. I just hope to make it home tonight. Going to work tomorrow morning may be a challenge.
In the wardrobe of my soul, you're the section labeled shirts. - Canyons of your mind, Bonzo Dog Band.
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
2007 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.