You might be a Knox Countian if...
...you boggle that there are so many characters on commission, yet so few individuals with character.
You might be a Knox Countian if...
...you boggle that there are so many characters on commission, yet so few individuals with character.
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You might be a typical Knox Countian* if...
...you give the rest of us the government you deserve.
*as in "someone who doesn't vote." Use your franchise next time, darn it.
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You might be a Knox Countian if...
the circus ran off and joined you.
Send in the clowns.
Oh, wait...
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You might be the News-Sentinel if...
...if you replaced strongly liberal Don Williams with a columnist who doesn't know where she is on an ideological spectrum. Apparently she hasn't given the question much thought or doesn't have much thought to give it. She has, however, spent a lot of time wondering whether she sounds like a TV personality.
You might be a Knox Countian if...
...if, if, if...
(Words occasionally fail you.)
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You might be Knox County Commission's Scoobie if...
...you can still say things like "I think the citizens of Knox County would be very upset if we took away their right to elect those officeholders" with a straight face.
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You might as well replace County Commission with ....
Bobbleheads
go to : http://whoopassenterprises.com/ and create your favorite Commissioner.
.....................your county commissioners are Scooby and Shaggy, with an assist from Shady (no, not our Shady, though their asses are prominent).
You might be Dr. Seuss' screwed Knox Countians...
...if commission's hocker juice outfoxes you, bound peons.
<sorry, I'm really, really sorry>
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You're probably a typical knox countian if you just don't understand what all the fuss is about.
That's the sad part.
Seek. Find.
You might be a Knox Countian if...
... you believe that slowing to a stop while still on the on-ramp is a proper method for merging onto a highway.
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