You might be a Knox Countian if...

[trancendyce]

You might be a Knox Countian therefore a Tennessean if...

it just makes you happy to know that CMc won a Pulitzer.

[SnM]

You might be a Knox Countian if...

...you know god-fearing locals adore (and indulge in) the tailgate parties, public drunkenness, and rowdy, obnoxious behavior that occurs six Saturdays in the fall because, well, because such ceremony is part of the trappings of their true religion...

...but you are somewhat surprised to see no apparent abhorrence or objection to the same behavior by hippies in early spring, in the middle of downtown, during Dogwood Arts Festival, in conjunction with this.

Have we gotten over our hypocrisy?

[Michael]

I remember when hippies tried to stop the war.
But there was a draft then.
~m.

[earlnemo]

Are they at least wearing orange? (k-town camo)

[SnM]

You might be a Knox Countian if...

...happiness is a walk in the park and a day at the playground...
...with a warm gun.

[earlnemo]

In a surprise move, a House panel voted Wednesday to repeal a state law that forbids the carrying of handguns on property and buildings owned by state, county and city governments - including parks and playgrounds.

Suprised? I'm not.

Compels me to point out ~Michael's fine post from the VT Massacre thread.

[Michael]

You might be a Knoxvillian if...

Your visitor center provides nearly twice the amount of designated parking for its employees than it does for visitors.

[SnM]

You might be a Knoxvillian if...

Your visitor center provides nearly twice the amount of designated parking for its employees than it does for visitors.

That's 'cause nobody ever goes to the downtown 'cept folks what work there.

[SnM]

You might be a Knox Countian if...

...you find yourself paying the bill for another stupid thing the County's accountable for...

...And it's not even commission's fault. Wow!

[jadedheart]

You might be a Knox Countian if...

you still work at KCSO as a deputy