Bad News: Bigfoot Might Be Real & Running Around Vermont
Statewide bomb threat ploy investigated; many calls targeted ET counties
...A similar bomb threat hoax last week targeted 28 courthouses in Oregon. Similar threats were reported this month in Washington and Nebraska, according to the Associated Press.Heidt said the threats were made by telephone to court clerk offices...
The question is, do the bomb hoax locations correlate to Bigfoot sighting hotspots?
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You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
I am singularly uncreative now, but maybe these two stories can mash themselves together to make something interesting: Chartered events or eventful charters or something.
Knox County Schools accepting charter school proposals
Josh Flory: Events venue planned on Jackson Avenue
Regardless of the mash-up, I'm especially fond of the subhed on the former:
Dewhirst, Heinz rethink ex-warehouse
If one must rethink ex-warehouses, does that imply there is a grammatical rule that one only thinks warehouses?
Send hopes for a speedy recovery
Mayor Tim Burchett hospitalized with pneumonia; 'I'm not taking it lightly'
So TDOT is Tennessee's version of the Winchester mansion? Yeah, that makes sense.
"The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem.