You might be a Knox Countian if...

[SnM]

Vindication!?

Bad News: Bigfoot Might Be Real & Running Around Vermont

[SnM]

Statewide bomb threat ploy investigated; many calls targeted ET counties

...A similar bomb threat hoax last week targeted 28 courthouses in Oregon. Similar threats were reported this month in Washington and Nebraska, according to the Associated Press.Heidt said the threats were made by telephone to court clerk offices...

The question is, do the bomb hoax locations correlate to Bigfoot sighting hotspots?

[PrinceWince]

Dear Wildfire by Google,

You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

[SnM]

I am singularly uncreative now, but maybe these two stories can mash themselves together to make something interesting: Chartered events or eventful charters or something.

Knox County Schools accepting charter school proposals

Josh Flory: Events venue planned on Jackson Avenue

Regardless of the mash-up, I'm especially fond of the subhed on the former:

Dewhirst, Heinz rethink ex-warehouse

If one must rethink ex-warehouses, does that imply there is a grammatical rule that one only thinks warehouses?

[SnM]

Send hopes for a speedy recovery

Mayor Tim Burchett hospitalized with pneumonia; 'I'm not taking it lightly'

[Boris]

I am singularly uncreative now....

Now?

[SnM]

Now?

Always. Have been a dullard, always will be. Don't know why clever anonymites like you waste keystrokes confirming it.

[SnM]

Nobody seems to want the James White Parkway extension built. So why does it seem like there's a 98% probability it will be?

Parkway’s future on path of uncertainty

[Johnny Ringo]

Nobody seems to want the James White Parkway extension built. So why does it seem like there's a 98% probability it will be?

Parkway’s future on path of uncertainty

Because without constant road work to be done, someone might get the crazy idea of applying gasoline tax revenues to some other part of the budget.

[Ripshod]

So TDOT is Tennessee's version of the Winchester mansion? Yeah, that makes sense.