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Where odd audio errata, ephemeralities, and nonsense occasionally collide with actual music for serious contemplation. Trouble is - I'm not saying what is which.
"Hell, I know drug dealers that have got their shit together more than him."
and
"Tell her to go away or I swear I will knock her the fuck out."
both at Jimmy's Pub last night.
"It's a good thing there isn't a commandment in the Decalogue that simply says "Don't Be an Asshole," because a lot of American Christians would be in trouble right about now. And before you send me an email saying "I'm a Christian and we're not all like that," first write an email to a Christian you know who is like that."-J. Rowland
Take care, be good, & spread some around.
So I am working through a temp labor service right now and today i am in the back of a furniture warehouse putting together crappy Asian made furniture
I just got back from lunch and I was walking in and there were four salesgirls who werent there when i left. So they are out front and I had a drill bag and a tool bag and I am wearing work boots, work cloths and sunglasses.
I walk up to them and said "I'm Marlow from
Corporate. I'm here to work on the safe."
(blank stares)
"You know, ...Where you put the money"
Salesgirls - "oh!"
And the MANAGER pulled her key out and was like "follow me".
And she wasn't kidding.
We walked a bit and I had to break the news, "I'm just kidding im just a day laborer"
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
"I dont know! Some guy in a white work van!!"
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
Just cleaning up from a tea party with my 3 yo daughter. When we got started she said "we gotta say sanksgiving fust."
She grabbed my hand and said
"fire, macaroni, amen"
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
On my Facebeast: My husband is the best! He did the grocery shopping while i'm stuck in bed. Thanks babe!
Grocery shopping is a regular chore, that shouldn't be gender specific. Special praise for doing a mundane necessary part of a family! Dude needs to try harder at being a loving partner. Dude is someone I grew up with.
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
― Leo Tolstoy
"A new moon in Capricorn is a good day to get shit done!" she said with breathless gusto, and then a couple of deep titty shaking cigarette coughs, then grinned again.