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    Quote Originally Posted by binR Bishop View Post
    I wish I could fully reproduce the conversation I heard last night about silicone implants and creamatoria, but I wasn't sober enough to remember the exact sentences. Suffice it to say it was pretty hilarious.

    I suspect it involved exploding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spinetingler View Post
    I suspect it involved exploding.
    Worse - it was more about checking for them pre-cremation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by binR Bishop View Post
    Worse - it was more about checking for them pre-cremation.
    I should know better than to read this thread.

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    "Hell, I know drug dealers that have got their shit together more than him."

    and

    "Tell her to go away or I swear I will knock her the fuck out."

    both at Jimmy's Pub last night.
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    Take care, be good, & spread some around.

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    So I am working through a temp labor service right now and today i am in the back of a furniture warehouse putting together crappy Asian made furniture

    I just got back from lunch and I was walking in and there were four salesgirls who werent there when i left. So they are out front and I had a drill bag and a tool bag and I am wearing work boots, work cloths and sunglasses.

    I walk up to them and said "I'm Marlow from
    Corporate. I'm here to work on the safe."

    (blank stares)

    "You know, ...Where you put the money"

    Salesgirls - "oh!"

    And the MANAGER pulled her key out and was like "follow me".

    And she wasn't kidding.

    We walked a bit and I had to break the news, "I'm just kidding im just a day laborer"
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    "I dont know! Some guy in a white work van!!"
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    Just cleaning up from a tea party with my 3 yo daughter. When we got started she said "we gotta say sanksgiving fust."

    She grabbed my hand and said

    "fire, macaroni, amen"
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    On my Facebeast: My husband is the best! He did the grocery shopping while i'm stuck in bed. Thanks babe!

    Grocery shopping is a regular chore, that shouldn't be gender specific. Special praise for doing a mundane necessary part of a family! Dude needs to try harder at being a loving partner. Dude is someone I grew up with.
    “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
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    "A new moon in Capricorn is a good day to get shit done!" she said with breathless gusto, and then a couple of deep titty shaking cigarette coughs, then grinned again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky Hillian View Post
    Dude needs to try harder at being a loving partner.

    Oh hell. You got me thinking about love at 1 am.
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