yeah, and, hey, lemme know if you ever want that, uh, meaningless relationship.
(perhaps not among the smoothest of euphemisms, but, whatever.)
more! overheard conversation snippets
yeah, and, hey, lemme know if you ever want that, uh, meaningless relationship.
(perhaps not among the smoothest of euphemisms, but, whatever.)
my three zones of aspiration include upper body layering, accessories, and the key interface of sock, shoe and trouser.
Her: "Do you know what the holocaust is?"
Me: "Um, the holocaust"?
Her: "Yeah."
Me: "Well, in part, it refers to the time during World War Two when Hitler and other like-minded people persecuted and killed millions of Jewish people."
Her: "Oh. Cause I keep seeing all these cars driving by every day and I was wondering if it was closed or is it opening again"?
recently overheard in a Perkins way out west...
"I don't hate Jews, but I love the Lord Jesus."
"i only wanna...
oh, i just wanna...
oh, i don't want anything..."
The cast: 2 men in their 50s, wearing suits, leaving a bar, 4:00-ish pm
(All dialogue (loosely) translated by Tardisrider from spoken Korean...yes, I understood all of it but there's no reason to go into specifics...)
man 1: Our subway stop is this way...([points left])
man 2: No, it's this way...([points right])...you do see where this is going, don't you?
man 1: No, it's this way...
man 2: No, it's this way...
man 1: No, it's this way...
man 2: No, it's this way...
man 1 hits man 2 in the jaw...
man 2 hits man 1 in the jaw...
At that point, I decided to keep on walking. Last I saw of them, they were rolling around on the ground. In case you were wondering, the subway stop was just around the corner, man 2 was correct.
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Okay, so some basic knowledge of Hebrew might help...
I was in Itaewon (ask Michael and Amy) today leaving the subway station. Some women tried to hand me some pamphlets and said "Jesus loves you." I said "Of course he does, we're cousins. Baruch ata'ya'all, ladies..." and kept on walking.Originally Posted by trancendyce
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THE FK script
Woman sitting next to me drawing crude map: You go down Broadway & turn right by the Fellini Kroger....
Me: nonverbal grimace
Woman now eyeball to eyeball: You don't know where the Fellini Kroger is???
Me: uhhh, well yeah , I know what you are talking about..the Broadway Kroger..(begins tuning woman out)
"If it weren't for my horse I would have never spent that year in college"
-overheard by Lewis Black in an IHOP
"It was dark and I fell of the porch (pronounced parch) and got skewered by some rebar. It was bad. I lost an ovary." -overheard in the Chapman Hwy Walgreens
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beating dead horses
R U starting that again?
"i only wanna...
oh, i just wanna...
oh, i don't want anything..."
I got Nothing
let it go . let it go. let it go. let it go.
I'm trying!
I was at the Sonic earlier...trying to eavesdrop but my noisy driver would not shut up:
Her: Do you know whose commercials make me Crave their food?
Me: Sonic?
Her: No.
Me: Taco Bell?
Her: No.
Me: (Incredulously) Shoney's?
Her: No.
Me: Well..tell me!
Her: RED LOBSTER! (licks her lips)
Here's one from today. WAG MORE BARK LESS
Agri-Feed Pet and Supply
me(looking at hats that say Wag More , Bark Less) --
oh I love this saying wag more bark less..
(I am showing it to a random lady beside me, she is probably 65)
lady: I'm about to have 4 of them bark less
me: Uh, what do you mean?
lady (with glee) I'm getting them de-barked in surgery.
me: Oh. You do that?
lady: yes. They're only 7 months old and they need it.
me: (to change subject, I pick up a little treat that looks like a bagel)
I may get my dog one of these.
lady: I never give my collies things like THAT.
me: why?
lady: well I don't give them anything that can roll on the floor like that where they can swallow bacteria that grows on floors and then it gets in their system and causes bloat.
me: What?
lady: Oh yes. The people with Danes are really into that. And us w/collies have to be careful also.
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