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    Thumbs down What has the Internet (and other telecommunication advances) made worse?

    Face it: While it's far easier to research many things, find endless hours of entertainment, and do a hell lot of other things now than it was in 1990, the fact is the Internet hasn't made everything it has touched better. Nor has cell phones, or text messages, or pagers. It's easier to get in touch with whom you want... but it's also easier for them to get hold of you.

    What kills me is the effect on food contests and other giveaways. People alive, aware, and in the US during the 1984 Olympics remember the Great McDonalds Goofup, where you got one game piece and, because the Americans tended to win 1st, 2nd, and/or 3rd in those Communist-bloc boycotted Games, that game piece tended to give you 2/3rds or more of your meal for free (if the Yanks won first, you got a Big Mac. If they won 2nd, you got a small fry. If they won third, you won a small drink. There was nothing in the rules that forbade you from claiming all three prizes if Americans won all three, so McDonalds was forced to give away tens of thousands of multiple food orders. They were giving away so many free Big Macs that they were running out of buns in some restaurants.

    Now... now it's a whole new ballgame, one shifted dramatically in favor of McDonalds and other like minded asswipes. Instead of getting a gamepiece that says "Nope, try again!" or "Free Small Fries", you get a 15-letter "code" that you have to text in on your cell phone! This absolutely heinous practice has been encroaching on our hapless souls for some time now... it started at Arby's (but who pays attention to them?), then now everybody is joining the "rush" to ruin.

    I actually got one of those Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Jerry Bruckheimer game pieces the other day and said, what the hell, I'll give this a whirl.

    Big mistake. The code itself is 14 jumbled characters long, meaning that it took over 35 keystrokes just to type it in on my cell phone. I finally sent the thing, to receive my response (and my prize!), only to have my hopes dashed - the contest had been lawyered-up:

    I had to text back my birthdate, because "only 18 or over are eligible."



    Another 25-30 keystrokes (my phone gives me letters prior to numbers when I'm in text mode ) and I'm legalized... I hope.

    Which I was, when I found out a minute or two later that I had lost and was asked to "try again later."

    Yeah, right, ya' sorry bastards.
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    We won't even talk about the effect the net has had on spelling.

    w00t!!1 h4xx0r5 ru|3, |0053r3 dr00|!!1! u d\/\/33b
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnT
    We won't even talk about the effect the net has had on spelling.

    w00t!!1 h4xx0r5 ru|3, |0053r3 dr00|!!1! u d\/\/33b
    "1 h4xx0r5 ru|3, |0053r3 dr00|!!1! u d\/\/33b" = I do not understand
    …"w00t!!", I've read and 'get'.

    It can be taken to infinite extremes but…
    I really enjoy the elasticity of language on the internets. In fact; my biggest ‘problem’ with typed communication, as a whole, is the inherent lack of lack of vocal inflection and physical gesture, in near real-time ‘conversation(s)’. It’s easy, at times, to be ‘taken wrong’ (coming off as too strong/weak wimpish/assholic etc). For that reason, new phrases and words are constructed, to make up for this. Besides; language should be fun.

    Lol! Now the tune ‘Conjunction Junction, what’s that function’ is stuck in my head… argh!

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    Obviously you've never played a RTS before with your opponent being some 12 year-old asskicker.

    "Hackers rule, losers drool. You dweeb."

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    then there is the spam, trolls, popups, viruses and all the other things that outside of the web are completely inert to our daily lives. but the minute we logon created a whole host of problems to our entire online experience.

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    It's a lot easier to dehumanize people you talk with over the internet.

    Face to face communication therefore ought to have a higher priority in this day and age, in my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl Snow
    It’s easy, at times, to be ‘taken wrong’
    Are you threatening me?
    ~m.

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    Riding a motorcycle at Deal's Gap (AKA "The Dragon).

    Since Al Gore and DARPA decided to give the Andreeson bastage a call, that wonderful strech of horrid hairpins has become some sort of rite of passage for every two wheeled terror known to man.

    It's no longer fun unless you take a day off and go during the week. It's the only way you'll ever meet Doc at the Crossroads.

    I don't know the body count per year but, I'd love to see the figures comparing "flatlanders" to those who are familiar with "elevation changes".


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    Blogspot.
    I was born a bastard, and then I just got worse.

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