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    Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan


    Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

    The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

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    What would you do if someone came to your door with a cup in their hand, asking for donations to help buy guns to kill a group of people they didn't like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    What would you do if someone came to your door with a cup in their hand, asking for donations to help buy guns to kill a group of people they didn't like?
    sounds like some terrorists are at your door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    What would you do if someone came to your door with a cup in their hand, asking for donations to help buy guns to kill a group of people they didn't like?
    I would call the police (not the band). It is against the law in the USA to kill people you don't like. Apparently you can recruit people on the internet to go to a foreign country and kill people they don't like. They don't restrict the killing tools either. They use gasoline, kitchen knives, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Chicken McNuggets , etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    What would you do if someone came to your door with a cup in their hand, asking for donations to help buy guns to kill a group of people they didn't like?
    What if they said those people were really dangerous, really deserved it and if given half a chance they might want kill you--even if they live on the other side of the world.

    And what if they said if you didn't donate they would call your boss and threaten him so he would take the donation out of your paycheck.
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    How much work would a work truck do if a work truck would do work?
    sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    What if they said those people were really dangerous, really deserved it and if given half a chance they might want kill you--even if they live on the other side of the world.

    And what if they said if you didn't donate they would call your boss and threaten him so he would take the donation out of your paycheck.
    That last part would convince me they had a union affiliation, and are probably democrats.

    I don't advise inviting them in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan View Post
    That last part would convince me they had a union affiliation, and are probably democrats.

    I don't advise inviting them in the house.
    Yep, only Union, not union.





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    Quote Originally Posted by James View Post
    Welcome to the revolution.
    A proper revolution would require George Washington, and the French.

    The war of independence wouldn't have been won without the French.

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