Pope resigns
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
Id love to hear Ernie's take on this. Apparently its the first time in 600 years this has happened. Theologically, if the theory is that the Pope is ordained by God, then doesn't quitting defy God's will?
They're gonna have to put catalytic converters on them chimleys if this keeps up.
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Black Pope, named Peter, in favor of a global system to rule the world's banks? Yeah, it's Antichrist time in Angrywhitemenistan.
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm assuming you'll be objecting to his attempt to insert his Christianist theology into matters of secular fiscal policy.Originally Posted by Hayduke
Leading candidate:
Black Pope, named Peter, in favor of a global system to rule the world's banks? Yeah, it's Antichrist time in Angrywhitemenistan.
Actual Christian theology would be a mighty interesting thing to see applied to global finance, but the Vatican interpretation probably isn't all that, though he did lay down a most righteous rant:
http://www.news.va/en/news/full-text...rom-the-pontif
Not that Goldman Sachs or the IMF are going to be taking direction from the Pope anytime soon, so I mostly figure this will further freak out the Agenda 21 freaks.
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Not to mention the "black pope" is also the term conspiracists use for the "secret" pope that secretly runs the luciferian underworld.
Another interesting tidbit, you have to be an ordained catholic priest in order to derive subversive manna from "black mass".
"wandering bishops" is an interesting meme as well.
My take on Judaic religion is that at this point you have a bunch of psychopaths trying to make the bible come true ala Cyrus Scofield.
Problem is most people wouldn't notice and not enough care or believe (thank god).
And yeah, REAL Christian theology applied would be awesome. Too bad no culture or government has ever done it.
Last edited by Keef Riffers; 02-11-2013 at 01:15 PM.
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
Odds:
African pope: 10-1
Italian: 3-2
North American: 5-1
South American: 11-2
Outside the Congregation for Doctrine: 20-1
Outside the Orders (this means a monk, parish priest, Jesuit): 100-1
Field: 100-8
I would suspect that the Skeksis will come down to trial by stone pretty quickly.* Easter is coming up and they need someone to wear the hat.
*Beer for reference.
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So does this disqualify him from the "Find the Pope In the Pizza Contest?" I am sure Father Guido Sarducci will have an answer.
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