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    Is nutty as a box of nutty bars.

    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/20...060/?mobile=nc

    In an email to supporters:


    What will religion look like in the year 2060?

    Conservative Christians will be treated as second class citizens, much like African Americans were prior to civil rights legislation in the 1960s.

    Family as we know it will be drastically changed with the state taking charge of the children beginning at birth.

    Marriage will include two, three, four or any number of participants. Marriage will not be important, with individuals moving in and out of a “family” group at will.

    Churchbuildings will be little used, with many sold to secular buyers and the money received going to the government.

    Churches will not be allowed to discuss any political issues, even if it affects the church directly.

    Tax credit given to churches and non-profit organizations will cease.

    Christian broadcasting will be declared illegal based on the separation of church and state. The airwaves belong to the government, therefore they cannot be used for any religious purpose.

    We will have, or have had, a Muslim president.

    Cities with a name from the Bible such as St. Petersburg, Bethlehem, etc. will be forced to change their name due to separation of church and state.

    Groups connected to any religious affiliation will be forced out of health care. Health centers get tax money from the state, making it a violation of church and state.

    Get involved! Sign THE STATEMENT.
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    Donald says that like it's a bad thing...
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    Their martyrdom is nearly complete.
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    My favorite:

    Cities with a name from the Bible such as St. Petersburg, Bethlehem, etc. will be forced to change their name due to separation of church and state.
    If you are pissed at a dog for keeping you awake with its barking, it's not because you disagree with what it's saying. -- Rikki

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    Quote Originally Posted by binR Bishop View Post
    My favorite:

    Cities with a name from the Bible such as St. Petersburg, Bethlehem, etc. will be forced to change their name due to separation of church and state.
    Yet, they still don't know the difference between the use of "because of" and "due to." Must be that glorified day care they attended to avoid state schools....
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    Didn't your kids go to Catholic school?
    They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus that's strange.

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    Most of it looks like a good plan, but can't we have an atheist president before we have a Mulsim?
    sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edens View Post
    Didn't your kids go to Catholic school?
    Still do. They beat the children if they mix up subject/verb modifiers. Doesn't cost extra either.
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