Since it seems that Gruden was only a potential coaching candidate in the private mind gardens of fanatical Vawl fans who incessantly post comments on the news sentinel website and call into sports talk radio shows, what other names should be tossed out into the kool-aid?
Personally, I think they should go after John Madden. Not only did Madden win a Super Bowl. But, he was a much better sports announcer, has his own video game, and would instantly be a hit with recruits. I mean, why limit yourself to some guy nicknamed 'chuckie'?
Other potential candidates:
Tony Dungy. Ok, so the black thing will be a problem, let's all be honest about that. But, he's uber-Christian, won a Super Bowl, and would have Peyton's blessing. Plus, talk of Dungy would lead to wet dreams of 'offensive coordinator Peyton Manning'. *swoon*.