AMAN?
AMAN?
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
three eyed men are not complaining
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Darn it, I just realized they scheduled this year's apocalypse for Friday. I think it would be more appropriate to end the world on Monday. At least give people the weekend off, you know.
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gawdamnit
I love Glenn Beck. I can't help it. I don't agree
With a damn thing he says but he's a visionary or something.
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
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mg's account
Locals variously await Dec. 21 with trepidation, glibness and adult beverages
The world doesn't end every day. But lately it sure seems that way.
First there was all the millennial anxiety, mixed with a heavy dose of Y2K. Then the Rapture was all the rage around 2005. And again in 2011, when Methuselan radio evangelist Harold Camping predicted it twice in the space of single year.
Now it's the Mayans and their blasted calendar. Which it seems they didn't have the good sense or common decency to continue after the end of the current cycle. It just stops. On Dec. 21, 2012.
Which many discerning interpreters of science and prophecy such as Sponge Bob and Larry the Cable Guy take to mean that the world itself is coming to an end.
And we Americans, we love us some Doomsday. And this particular scenario has the ring of truth about it.
Because the Mayans, well, they were different. They lived a really, really long time ago. And, as all very smart people know, cultures that lived a really, really long time ago were privy to dark and mysterious things. It was sort of a compensation, maybe, for not having satellite television or putt-putt golf...
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