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    Senior Member Ripshod's Avatar
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    Default In the "It Ain't Over Till the Teaparty Says It's Over" Department:

    The chief teabagger thought he found a back door through which he could sneak Romney, even though he doesn't like the guy. (Apparently he's better than Obama.) But of course the constitution's fine print foiled him. Read the update at the bottom for the punchline.

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    Lincoln Fight Club...

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    "Republicans in East Tennessee live in a government compound of national and state forests, land grant universities, nuclear research labs, and TVA lakes and dams, while pretending to be coonskin cappers guarding the mountain passes to stop socialism." - (Commenter from Oregon discussing the Tennessee Governors contest in the NYT) (hat tip to Hank IV)

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    Quote Originally Posted by F-Stop View Post
    The first rule of Lincoln fight club...
    "If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD

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    "The Republicans are in full sour grapes mode. They lost because of Obama's dirty tactics, the biased media, and non-whites, and the promise of giveaways to takers. You know, if you scrubbed every inch of your house and something still smells like s**t, it's time to take a shower." --Bill Maher
    sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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