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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Ringo View Post
    He may be a bastard, but he's OUR bastard, right? Or should I keep those dropcloths I was gonna throw out for the Dean HQ?
    The Dem's should just get someone who represents what they believe. Someone who thinks like they do. Someone progressive enough to get r done. John Edwards would fit the bill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Ringo View Post
    He may be a bastard, but he's OUR bastard, right? Or should I keep those dropcloths I was gonna throw out for the Dean HQ?
    I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but in most national elections I come down to D for Disappointment or R for Repulsion. Not much of a choice, but not hard to make either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfm View Post
    I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but in most national elections I come down to D for Disappointment or R for Repulsion. Not much of a choice, but not hard to make either.
    Pretty sure Ringo will opt to miss that point again this time so he can keep jousting with Ray Bolger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by # 9 View Post
    Someone progressive enough to get r done. John Edwards would fit the bill.
    He would, we're he not a Newt-Gingrich-like marital scumbag.
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    You might be a Republican if your only sane choice is a 'secret arab':

    Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels is the sort of sober, smart governor that makes a brilliant presidential candidate in the minds of party elites, but, unfortunately, actual "voters" do not care for him. Especially Republican voters, who, last I checked, were torn between Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Daniels isn't going anywhere in a Republican primary race. Especially now that he's accepted an award from some Arabs.

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    You might be a Republican if you're ripping off a gay, liberal poet for your campaign slogan:

    Because Santorum is not a very good politician, he allowed himself to be "tripped up" by a student who asked him about how his campaign slogan was written by a gay, black, pro-union leftist poet:

    Santorum by and large stayed on message but was tripped up a bit when a student asked him if he knew that the choice of his slogan, "Fighting to make America America again," was borrowed from the "pro-union poem by the gay poet Langston Hughes."

    "No I had nothing to do with that," Santorum said. "I didn't know that. And the folks who worked on that slogan for me didn't inform me that it came from that, if it in fact came from that."

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    Bring back Joe the Plumber!

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    Ah, I remember the straw polls back from 2007 when Fred Thompson was supposedly this mystikal majickal vote magnet. Good times.

    (Can't wait to see Angel Drawers pandering to the knobheads - but this nom is Romney's to lose.)
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    ...so many of your voters are incurable morons that moron candidates are becoming more viable than leaders and statesmen.
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