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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky Hillian View Post
    guest starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Karl Rove
    I would pay to see that.
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    ...you think this country needs a Nationalist party.

    And what's the tea party anyways if not a "nationalist" party?

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    You might be a sane Republican if...

    you never paused and thought, hmm, how will people judge these words in the future?
    no, because they were born of honesty.

    honesty? You’re in the wrong business.
    it’s terrible. You saw where honesty got me in the primary.

    obviously you’ve thought a lot about it. What went wrong?
    when the decision was made to refuse any pandering — because my wife would have left me if i had done any of that — you pretty much disarm yourself. On top of that you have people like michael moore, bill clinton and jimmy carter coming out and giving you kudos as a sane republican. That doesn’t play so well in the primary phase of iowa or south carolina.
    And he hasn't ruled out trying it again.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/ma...udos.html?_r=0
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    On a related note, you might be a sane Republican if...

    ...you disappointed Hayduke when a little research determined that the prog rock band you dropped out of high school to play keyboard for was Wizard, not Roy Wood's Wizzard. I might have had to vote for him just for that.
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    "♫♫ when you wish upon a fart..."

    Is Glennbeckistan a real place?

    Believe

    And cut a check. John Galt personified needs 2 billion dollars to start his whack-a-doo commune.


    God I love that guy.
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    They really, really, really don't get it.
    I am starting to believe some of these GOPers are trying to blow their party up.
    Can't fix stupid, but you can kill it off.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2552597.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by B-Boy View Post
    They really, really, really don't get it.
    I am starting to believe some of these GOPers are trying to blow their party up.
    Can't fix stupid, but you can kill it off.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2552597.html
    Boehner said he will make it a national priority to "help make abortion a relic of the past."
    The GOP's platform is a relic of the past.
    Lincoln Fight Club...

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    Quote Originally Posted by F-Stop View Post
    The GOP is a relic of the past.
    Fixed.

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