Star spangled bomber
Star spangled bomber
"If God manifested Himself to us here He would do so in the form of a spray can advertised onTV." ~ PKD
Canine Sex Toys
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Ravioli Mansion
(inspired by actual dinner-table conversation, to wit: "My ravioli has a mansion!")
Dead Cat Bounce
Objectivism - "adolescent hubris is the best that mankind has to offer."
Republican Jesus
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Funky Matrix Issue
(from a technical discussion at work)
Let's get funky!
You do not want to sit on the front row at a Funky Matrix Issue concert. Just sayin'.
sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Blood Bath and Beyond
"You've gone from being crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News."- Amy Wong
"Knoxville is a guitar town with a banjo problem."- Susan Bauer Lee
"Republicans in East Tennessee live in a government compound of national and state forests, land grant universities, nuclear research labs, and TVA lakes and dams, while pretending to be coonskin cappers guarding the mountain passes to stop socialism." - (Commenter from Oregon discussing the Tennessee Governors contest in the NYT)
gonna keep flogging it until someone takes it: Your Weight In Cocaine.