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    I a little surprised that no one has yet commented on the somewhat unlamented passing of Oral Roberts. Have we given up even with the cynicism and snark?
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    900-foot tall Jesus is threatening to bring him back if y'all don't put $8 million into my PayPal account by Friday.
    sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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    SOoooo... is his wife seeing anybody?
    "Kids that didn't want to play along got trampled."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raincrow View Post
    SOoooo... is his wife seeing anybody?
    Aside from the choir invisible?
    Farewell, but you will be
    with me, you will go within
    a drop of blood circulating in my veins
    or outside, a kiss that burns my face
    or a belt of fire at my waist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless1 View Post
    Aside from the choir invisible?
    Ooops. I meant his daughter in law, Lindsay, of equal infamy.
    "Kids that didn't want to play along got trampled."
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    I should have gone with the "Anal Roberts" bit, shouldn't I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raincrow View Post
    I should have gone with the "Anal Roberts" bit, shouldn't I?
    Dave did that one earlier, haha!
    Farewell, but you will be
    with me, you will go within
    a drop of blood circulating in my veins
    or outside, a kiss that burns my face
    or a belt of fire at my waist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raincrow View Post
    I should have gone with the "Anal Roberts" bit, shouldn't I?
    Read that last will and testament again. You're not going to lay a finger on a single folding chair, much less a tent until you come up with a new punchline for "What do you call two gay guys named Bob?" There's a guy with a closet full of shiny suits in Topeka trying to edge you out working up a gag about "Newhart," but it's not funny yet so you have a little time.
    sudo open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raincrow View Post
    I should have gone with the "Anal Roberts" bit, shouldn't I?
    He was survived by his brother Anal, and his siter Vaginal.
    ~m.
    When you do things right. people won't be sure that you've done anything at all.

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