guess McCain's next desperate stunt

[KO]

First there was Sarah Palin. Then came the "suspension" of his campaign and his call for the postponement of the debates. What crass political stunt will McCain pull next? Slate offers these possibilities:

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.

[Raincrow]

5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.

This would cinch it for him, especially if the murderous Christ-hatin' fuzzy wuzzies shot him down, captured and tortured him.

[Gnaw Parker]

Cancelling on Letterman at the last minute and getting caught on Couric.....oouch backfired big time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkCrfylq-E

[trancendyce]

release nude photos (probably fake) of palin’s milk jugs and then they will pretend to be outraged over it. might even blame it all on that kid from knox who hacked into her account.

[KO]

release nude photos (probably fake) of palin’s milk jugs and then they will pretend to be outraged over it. might even blame it all on that kid from knox who hacked into her account.

That would get my vote.

[fluffy]

postpone the election in order to hand deliver the country's then-clearanced halloween candy to children who's parents have been foreclosed on. requests that obama do the same.

[JimmyCoronado]

Announces that reparations for slavery are a major part of his platform. requests that obama do the same. two days later, issues a statement that he never made the announcement in the first place, that instead he "mis-spoke" and the media took his words "out of context". Confusion ensues amongst the prime-time punditry, who in a flurry of theorizing with public policy "experts" and analysts about how this all is an attack on the middle class, manage to further obfuscate, understate,overstate, and illustrate(all at the same time) just how fucked up things really are.

James Carville buys Rogaine just so he can grow a full head of hair just so he can pull it all out, an embassy gets bombed, Sarah Palin makes a gaffe, and an angel loses its wings.

[trancendyce]

That would get my vote.

commandant grayza is eager for your services.

[fluffy]

commandant grayza is eager for your services.

huh. didnt realize palin had gotten a haircut and contacts.

[Bobjones]

He will Jump the Snake River Canyon!