A friend of mine has been trolling craigslist for "dates" (beats his old trolling grounds - strip clubs). Here's the best of today:
My likes..I value integrity, and friendship. I dislike dishonesty, and USING people for our own gain. I am lookn for a friend on here. With benitits. I am into more of the man with a large, thick build and very big where it counts. A man who wants to connect, and and can hold down an intellectual conversation, and peek my interest with his intelligence. I am very sure what I need, and want, I am lookin to connect with a man who has that kind of confidence, too.
That's either the best new word of the year or the best freudian slip of the year.