dumb questions
I overheard this at the Post Office today; How long will the Forever stamps be good?
PO clerk told me the most asked question at Disneyland is What time is the 4:00 Parade?
At the Worlds Fair, I was asked how they got the flags to all wave in the same direction..
What's your favorite dumb question?
three eyed men are not complaining
two of my faves
Many moons ago when managing a restaurant in the Old City.
relatively new employee- "What's the difference in our grilled chicken sandwich and our fried chicken sandwich?"
me- "ask yourself that question in your head 5 times and if you don't figure it out I will tell you."
Also at same restaurant.
Me telling a table about the specials- "our specials today are almond crusted flounder with fresh asparagus and also grilled scallops with penne
and our soups of the day are split pea and minestrone."
Mayor Victor Ashe- "What's your soup of the day?"
"So, do you live in South Korea or North Korea?"
And, as an added bonus, go to myspace and browse for users in the DPRK. Count the number of people in the U.S. military who think that they are stationed in North Korea. It will make your head explode.
Last edited by tardisrider; 05-02-2008 at 06:23 PM.
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awww
so damn many.
top three?
(fast)
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didnt that hurt? (Tats)
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this is a one-two punch:
is that yours?! (bike, when dismounting)
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is that HERS !? (bike, when Cin = dismounting)
okay wait for it... wait for it ...
"you mean she rides her OWN bike !?"
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(Jay, you know Cin... imagine "that" look (and you to CAFKIA)
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"you gonna drink that?" (all time fav)
"Are these books in any kind of order?"
"Can I ask you a question?"
(okay, I know that's a cultural/societal intro that means, "I am about to ask something of some degree of importance and I want to shift the conversation into the appropriate mode," but the simple abandonment of logic makes me cringe, if I'm being polite, or if not, trot out the utterly predictable and somewhat obnoxious "you just did.")
So, they really ARE forever? Like, dude, I could buy 500 stamps and still be using them 5 years from now?Originally Posted by Manovinyl
when taxpayer money is involved, no one gets to be a prima donna.
"How did you know you were gay?"
To which I usually reply, "How did you know you weren't?"
Question to me: "How much taxpayer money does it take to fly Terry Morrow back and forth to Hollywood?"
My answer:"Not sure, check with Senator Harold Ford, Jr.'s office"
"I don't wear a skirt. I wear a kilt. A kilt is what a Scotsman wears. A skirt is what your daddy wears to the cocktail lounge." Rowdy Roddy Piper
Will I still be a virgin? Right before a prostate exam.
Srsly, I've got nothing
You can't argue with ignorant and you can't learn stupid.
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