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The washer and dryer ... are these the front porch models?

I disagree, categorically and with vehement vigor!

Because of the concomitant hydrocephaly, we've also had to invest in a panel truck to haul it around:
http://livinleb.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/tarboush3.jpg

I dunno, man. I put the "pst" in hipster.

Yeah, jf. At least give us a passage to savor. Think of us as a focus group.

Zimbabwe cubes, unfortunately.

There's no here here. So there's no reason, nor any reason for a reason.

They did a great version of "I Ain't Got No Body" ...
http://www.learnnc.org/lp/media/uploads/2009/07/removingdead.jpg

And well into the '70s. Funny thing: I knew a girl named Monday who lived there.

I think that is (was) Erhard Seminars Training (EST).

What the hell has happened to you?

North Korea just doesn't like to go a week without getting its name in the paper. That's all it has.

"Hey! Good to see you, too! How's it goin'?" ... and then sidle away as quickly as possible or, if in a particularly craven mood, pretend to get a phone call.

Weapon. There is a story about a lieutenant colonel of Texas infantry who used a long handled camp skillet as his preferred application when wading into a chance of Yankees.

My landscaping days are decades in the past so I'm not an authority on this. But I think if you get sod, that pretty much makes moot the soil issue since it comes with its own dirt and should root...

I wouldn't quibble too much if it's just lawn you're trying to grow and you're sure grass is all you'll ever grow there--or non-food plants, anyway. But there are grasses that will grow on pretty...

Some chick musician that musicians and others actually in the music biz seem to like/respect but who seems to have disappointed people who write about that world.

Y'all leave my girlfriend alone. You don't want to see me when I get, like, miffed or whatever.

He funny. I will have to check this out. But I wonder if it's just more shooting rats at the dump? Not much sport in it.
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Where is Lynn Point? He's good with this stuff too, helping me with some DIY mic'ing solutions.

Be sure and tell your wife about this dream!

I'm looking to expand my dance academy beyond the confines of my kitchen.

Wait. Hold on a second:

​"Jetez, Elroy. I said Jetez, godammit..."

They're gonna have to put catalytic converters on them chimleys if this keeps up.

It's all done with drones now.

Holy crap:
I'm starting to think there really is a de facto IQ threshold for General Assembly membership. An upper one.