blab - the next generation

[kag]

Tonight Hildegard's teenage nephew will apparently be camping out in my backyard with my 15 year old boy and some other friends...

[metulj]

Tonight Hildegard's teenage nephew will apparently be camping out in my backyard with my 15 year old boy and some other friends...

Who wins? The boys or the hobos?

[kag]

I have warned Henry not to feed the hobos any of the snacks or drinks I am thoughtfully providing.

[Tess]

The hobos probably have their own drinks anyway.

[Carl Snow]

I have warned Henry not to feed the hobos any of the snacks or drinks I am thoughtfully providing.

but did you arm them?


place a pill-box + 50-Cal on the roof?


get them the 151 and/or PBR? (or are they ordering out?)


blow-up mattresses and girls?


ballons?


condoms-condoms-condoms!
(just cant warn 'em enuff)


Kittens to punch?


Aldo Nova records to scare them to sleep?


grits?


............................?




(and juss cause the line passed over my eyes):
"Babs! where IS the Egg Man?"

[Raincrow]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h77/therealRaincrow/LordofFlies.jpg

[kag]

Now Carl. These are NICE teenage boys. They have no need for the items you suggest - except maybe the grits.

I expect they will enjoy some group singing time, and maybe some ghost stories before turning in for the night.

[spinetingler]

Aldo Nova records

What the???

Just yesterday I was trying to find someplace to DL Fantasy.

[relentless1]

You can throw the blow up mattresses and girls my son's way, he'd appreciate it I'm sure.

[Ripshod]

Since D. and Katy are in Philly visiting the fam this weekend, I've nothing to do and a mischievous nature. Since I know they're unarmed, I'm planning a raid. Having the piss scared out of you while cowering in a sleeping bag is just part of growing up male, isn't it? Well it was for me, anyway. I wish I still had that old Halloween mask.

Okay, I'll beat you to it - Why would I need a mask?

[kag]

Since D. and Katy are in Philly visiting the fam this weekend, I've nothing to do and a mischievous nature. Since I know they're unarmed, I'm planning a raid. Having the piss scared out of you while cowering in a sleeping bag is just part of growing up male, isn't it? Well it was for me, anyway. I wish I still had that old Halloween mask.

Okay, I'll beat you to it - Why would I need a mask?

You SO should do this ;-)

They have a tent and some chairs. They'll be easy to find down there by the creek

[Carl Snow]

You SO should do this ;-)

me to!!!

[Ripshod]

You SO should do this ;-)
Only if I can depend upon Jah as a coconspirator.

[spinetingler]

blow-up mattresses and girls?]

should that be read as blowup (mattresses and girls)
or (blowup mattresses), and girls?

[jah]

You SO should do this ;-)

They have a tent and some chairs. They'll be easy to find down there by the creek
I must be getting old. My first thought was "why? so they can come wake us up?"

[Ripshod]

It looks like your campers might be rained out tonight.

[KO]

Does anyone have any night-vision goggles for the raid? And fireworks?

[jah]

It looks like your campers might be rained out tonight.
Great. That means they'll be upstairs over my head all night.

Maybe the rain will blow over.

[Quince]

I was worried this thread would be posts from Katie's kids.

[relentless1]

Oh my God, I just got this vision of a pack of adults, descending upon a lonely tent of children with night vision goggles and bottle rockets.
I almost peed myself.

[Quince]

Hey, Teacher! Leave them kids alone.

[Hildegard]

Hey kag, I heard K's game got rain-delayed and threatened to interfere with his plans tonight. Did he make it Chez Granju-Hickman?

[kag]

The boys are currently watching his game and are supposed to head over here as soon as K finishes. I think they've decided to take the sleepover indoors for the night....

[KO]

Awwww, man. I have great memories of a campout where an adult neighbor "raided" us by scaring us to death with noises and then by hitting the side walls of the tent. I'm sure he had a great time scaring us boys and listening to us nervously ask each other what the noise was. I recall another one where some neighbor kids broke out the fireworks. That was startling and led to some retaliation. Good times....

[Carl Snow]

TI think they've decided to take the sleepover indoors for the night....
the BIG GREEN TREE was freaking them out i guess, but i didn't eat any of them, i just sold it to 'em. i guess Shroom's and beer just aint this old guys pleasure no more--all that wiggly air--and those dreams where i am naked with the cacti and we go ... (uh, ferget all that last part, mmm, whoops...)
but seriously DO NOT call the cops WHILE they're peaking! it will be easier when/if they come down. really. they will. most do. well some of most do anyways. amd tell 'em i want the grenade back, pls.

[shoetick]

Now Carl. These are NICE teenage boys. They have no need for the items you suggest - except maybe the grits.

I expect they will enjoy some group singing time, and maybe some ghost stories before turning in for the night.

so you say, i lost my virginity in a back yard sleepover. the luck girl was the dude's sister who had us all over for the sleepover.

be sure to congratulate your nephew hilde.

[earlnemo]

You SO should do this ;-)

They have a tent and some chairs. They'll be easy to find down there by the creek



Oh my God, I just got this vision of a pack of adults, descending upon a lonely tent of children with night vision goggles and bottle rockets.
I almost peed myself.



so you say, i lost my virginity in a back yard sleepover. the luck girl was the dude's sister who had us all over for the sleepover.

be sure to congratulate your nephew hilde.


Shoetick; you weren't talking about last night, right? Ripshod, Carl and KO were just normal creepy Uncles, but DUDE, you are Uncle Creepy. Kag and Hildy are gonna kick your ass.








Of COURSE I am kidding, you fucking PERVERT!

[Carl Snow]

Carl and KO were just normal creepy Uncles, but
i can only speak for myself and my foreskin, but i felt that it was a bit out of line to call us normal.