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[spinetingler]

Hey, GJT,

Thanks for wasting bandwidth reposting stupid shit from some other message board.

I see that you've got a lot of time on your hands, since you had to fomat it over a string of posts. Perhaps you could put that time to better use going back through your materials from law school, because it's real possible that you might be needing a lawyer soon.

Oh, and:

http://www.ucimc.org/usermedia/image/7/large/stfu.JPG

[Tess]

I don't know why they are posting here, but it is really starting to drag the Blab down, I think. A lot of tiresome stuff has been posted on here lately. Maybe it is just summer-time, and people are bored, but it seems like there could be a way to filter out the spam on the blab.

[spinetingler]

I don't know why they are posting here, but it is really starting to drag the Blab down, I think. A lot of tiresome stuff has been posted on here lately. Maybe it is just summer-time, and people are bored, but it seems like there could be a way to filter out the spam on the blab.

True. Still, I don't mind fucking with them.

Their posting may slow down when the FBI knocks on their death-threatening front door, though.

[shady lane]

hell, i forget they're even here.

srsly, i read raincrow's love note, then jack's youtube link, and when i scrolled down to find gjt's thing, i thought now what is this shit doing here? sounds like a successful threadjack to me (perpetrated by jacks, no less).

let's keep the ball rolling, shall we? superman is a dick.

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/1027_4_128.jpg

[jah]

hell, i forget they're even here.

srsly, i read raincrow's love note, then jack's youtube link, and when i scrolled down to find gjt's thing, i thought now what is this shit doing here? sounds like a successful threadjack to me (perpetrated by jacks, no less).
I agreed with you until they started creating multiple logins to sort through. That's what makes it annoying to me.

[Ian]

Eh, I don't think they're stepping on the Blab too much. It's all kept within one thread, so it's easy to go, "oh, yeah, there's that thread full of obsessive bullshit. I won't click on that one."

Might be a candidate for moving to the Troublemakers forum, perhaps.

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

hell, i forget they're even here.

srsly, i read raincrow's love note, then jack's youtube link, and when i scrolled down to find gjt's thing, i thought now what is this shit doing here? sounds like a successful threadjack to me (perpetrated by jacks, no less).

let's keep the ball rolling, shall we? superman is a dick.

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/1027_4_128.jpg

Is it just me, or does Superman look like Dan Rather here?

[Quince]

Is it just me, or does Superman look like Dan Rather here?

It's not just you; he does look like Dan Rather there, and Jimmy O looks like Lindsay Lohan.

[spinetingler]

and Jimmy O looks like Lindsay Lohan.
I believe that that may be something for you and your therapist to discuss...

:)

[Randall]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djP9MwKTMAY

I actually kind of liked that last guy (deep voice dude).

[Andy]

Ha! Bill Hotz and Bob Cohen, two of the most dirty ass lawyers around, and a handful of other lawyer friends, have finally met their match with a group of women who have taken lessons on how to act like sadistic sociopaths, so they can lower themselves to the depth of these slime bags in order to catch them by playing their own games as they play them – No holds barred, i.e., anything goes. From many of us who know these guys are way past due being caught – You Go Girls!!!

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

Hey, Andy ....


http://ftsb.alt130.net/livejournal/shut%20the%20fuck%20up.jpg

[Match.Cohen Gals]

Hey, GJT,

Thanks for wasting bandwidth reposting stupid shit from some other message board.

I see that you've got a lot of time on your hands, since you had to fomat it over a string of posts. Perhaps you could put that time to better use going back through your materials from law school, because it's real possible that you might be needing a lawyer soon.

Oh, and:

http://www.ucimc.org/usermedia/image/7/large/stfu.JPG

Spinetingler,

You're quite welcome! We fully enjoy wasting bandwith, especially when it concerns such an important issue as to how a group of lawyers have harassed a group of ladies over several years duration and need to be 'OUTED' once and for all. GJT merely saw context in another blog that had not yet made it to this one and shared it with this blog. If you look through the blog, many of your buddies have done the very same thing. Why is it OK for them, but so wrong for GJT? Please tell me you're not biased here?!

I don't see where any of us has more time on our hands then any of you. Ah contrare' - the entire blog shows many more posts from you and your dim witted friends, many of whom demonstrate they have nothing more then fruitloops for brains. Apparently, they've already killed too many brain cells from smoking too much wacky weed their good friend "Hotsi-Totsi" has given them.

As for needing to review law school materials that are more then 25 years old and out of date, no need to do so. Many of us are lawyers, and we know exactly what we are doing. You see, as we said before, all the guys here have tippy-toed all over the law for years. Not one of them gives one shit about the law in terms of how they believe laws affect them. You know, a lot like "W," our President, who signs all those Bills into law making specific exceptions that they don't apply to him?!?

So, we are playing the guys at their game, as Andy noted above. We have taught ourselves how to be sadistic sociopaths and have now lowered ourselves to the level of these guys in order to play their own game by their own rules - No holds barred - Anything goes - and Tippy-Toe and Step all over the fucking law just as they have done with us for years.

We have no reason to fear police any more then they do. You see, there's this little thing in the law where you can't come into court with "Dirty Hands," and the hands of these guys are stained so dark by all the laws they have stepped on and tippy-toed on over the years that if they have the police come knocking on our doors, the police will be knocking on their doors at the same time.

For the record, "Hotsi-Totsi's" former law clerk whom he has unnecessarily harassed for years was actually hired by the FBI right out of law school, a fact of which he is aware. She went through all the written and physical tests, doctors' exams, fired all the various weapons the FBI used at the time, and was slated to go to Quantico, when the federal agency for whom she is still employed made an offer to her that entailed a similar salary without having to move every 2-3 years, as the FBI requires. Her preference was always the FBI, but because "Psycho," her ex, had never held down a job, she wasn't about to let moving every 2-3 years with the FBI be a convenient excuse for his sorry ass to continue not to work. BTW, the FBI told her she had the highest score ever on their written exam back then.

Now, perhaps you all will begin to realize we really, truly, and seriously deserve the respect we are due. We are here to hold sadistic sociopath guys accountable for all the tippy-toeing and stepping all over the law they have been doing for years and never held responsible for. They're way past due in being held accountable, and we're not going away until they are.

Only bastards like these guys, all of whom are lawyers, continuously resort to vandalism, destruction of property, and violence when a lady outwits them at one of their sick cons. They crossed the line between being funny, having a chuckle, and moving on, when they repeatedly engaged in one act of violence or destruction after another every time they were caught in one of their cons.

--The Match.Cohen Scorned Single Ladies Club

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

Ummmm ... ladies?


http://www.bartcop.com/prop_1-md.jpg


Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

I'm cracking myself up here.

Jeffx! Kittens! Fist! Pronto!

[kag]

OK, can someone give me a brief recap of what this Match.Cohen thing is all about? The thumbnail version? I haven't really been follwing it but after reading this last post, I sort of wnt to get up to speed. What do these people want and why are they posting on the Blab?

[kag]

Ha! Bill Hotz and Bob Cohen, two of the most dirty ass lawyers around, and a handful of other lawyer friends, have finally met their match with a group of women who have taken lessons on how to act like sadistic sociopaths, so they can lower themselves to the depth of these slime bags in order to catch them by playing their own games as they play them – No holds barred, i.e., anything goes. From many of us who know these guys are way past due being caught – You Go Girls!!!

Isn't Bill Hotz the personal injury lawyer on "The Simpsons" ??

[jah]

OK, can someone give me a brief recap of what this Match.Cohen thing is all about? The thumbnail version? I haven't really been follwing it but after reading this last post, I sort of wnt to get up to speed. What do these people want and why are they posting on the Blab?
all I want to know is how many of them there are.

[shady lane]

all i want to know is why is superman such a dick?

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/98_4_0377.jpg

[Gnaw Parker]

What is it with all these little redheaded kids gettin' into trouble?

[Quince]

What is it with all these little redheaded kids gettin' into trouble?

It's racism, Darlin.' The new pickaninnies.

http://members.aol.com/eutopia5/redhead_rascals.gif

[DnB]

I don't think the word lady means what you think it means.

(and KAG, it seems a bunch of folks in West Frankfort, IL have absolutely nothing to do but drum up stories about Blount County lawyers. Or that's about the best I can figure)
http://www.topix.net/forum/city/knoxville-tn/THLR4A1CCT9BTGIKH/p1

[jack frost]

What this thread needs is more Guitar Wolf.

http://centigrade-j.com/images/guitarwolf/lightninginmybody.jpg

[Gnaw Parker]

Those guys stayed at my friend's house in Memphis a few years back.

[Quince]

Those guys stayed at my friend's house in Memphis a few years back.

And?

[Gnaw Parker]

This is my friend; film-maker extraordinaire. You can imagine the rest:

http://www.guerrillamonster.com/new/index.php

[Raincrow]

It's racism, Darlin.' The new pickaninnies.

http://members.aol.com/eutopia5/redhead_rascals.gif


Don't make me have to go off on the goddam Irish again.

[Quince]

This is my friend; film-maker extraordinaire.

Ah, your real friends. The quality. From Memphis.

[Quince]

Don't make me have to go off on the goddam Irish again.

Don't you have a row to hoe, you fecking tosser?

[Raincrow]

Don't you have a row to hoe, you fecking tosser?

Just keep those little paddy bastids from planting potatoes in the Queen's rosebushes. Or I'll find 'em a job at the nearest textile mill.

[spinetingler]

OK, can someone give me a brief recap of what this Match.Cohen thing is all about? The thumbnail version? I haven't really been follwing it but after reading this last post, I sort of wnt to get up to speed. What do these people want and why are they posting on the Blab?

Apparently someone possibly named Cohen met someone or someones through match.com. Surprise surprise, he may have misrepresented himself, perhaps in order to engage in sexual relations. The Cohen guy apparently ran for judge in maryville, and might have gone to court concerning an opponents campaign sign that he allegedly removed. Later, someone nicknamed (by the Cohen girls) Hotsi-Totsi also was dragged into the discussion, ostensibly for doing the same on Match.com.

The cohen girls are apparently convinced that their extensive postings here and at topix.net will somehow out or shame the two men, though to the best of my knowledge no one here is either of the two men, nor has anyone admitted to knowing them. As both are claimed to be lawyers, it is probably possible that some of the folks on here might actually know or know of them. As noted above, the Cohen guy apparently ran for judge in Maryville, so some of you locals might know who he is.

Their posts on topix.net are tagged as originating from Illinois. Rob could probably tell us where their blab posts are originating.


Most recently, in addition to endless rambling, they have issued death threats, both to the men they are persecuting, and to random persons on message boards.

[jeffx]

Jeffx! Kittens! Fist! Pronto!

sorry man. day off.
































































oh, okay...

http://dailykitten.com/kittens/1133718771Spike-Buerke-004-.jpg http://amy.computerlizards.com/artsyfartsy/images/fist.jpg

[shoetick]

http://www.ntua.gr/posdep/logos/Kitten+Gun.jpg

[jack frost]

"I've got a fever, and it can only be cured by... MORE CATGIRL."

http://shanachan.konosutekinabasho.net/cosplay/src/1151495555539.jpg

[Gnaw Parker]

http://i6.tinypic.com/1z15js0.png

[spinetingler]

Bring it on guitar man!
http://www.mcdevzone.com/wp-content/files/Fist%20of%20Fury%202.JPG

[shoetick]

http://shoetick.com/blab/catwoman.jpg

[spinetingler]

ala Ali vs Liston II

http://xf6.xanga.com/266b34e440d3138023365/b26067405.jpg

[spinetingler]

GJT merely saw context in another blog that had not yet made it to this one and shared it with this blog. If you look through the blog, many of your buddies have done the very same thing. Why is it OK for them, but so wrong for GJT?


Because I know and like them.

You, not so much.

[shady lane]

that dick.

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/1027_4_030.jpg

[Tangelo]

"I've got a fever, and it can only be cured by... MORE CATGIRL."

http://shanachan.konosutekinabasho.net/cosplay/src/1151495555539.jpg

This is clearly an inumimi my dear sir. Besides, octopus girls are where it's at.

http://home.comcast.net/~karinkafey/octigirl.jpg

[Frank]

BILL HOTZ
IS A
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!

[Headless Geisha]

BILL HOTZ
IS A
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!

...and I love him.

[spinetingler]

BILL HOTZ IS A MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!

Finally I know the name of who the hell they've been ranting about.

[DnB]

But do you care anymore now that you know?????

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

Ahem ...

Pardon me ... Frank?

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shops/26000/25292/texts/980297_1211403_thumb.gif

[spinetingler]

But do you care anymore now that you know?????

Nope.

[Ally]

BILL HOTZ
IS A
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST!

Yea, and Bob Cohen and the other scoundrels aren’t far behind, if at all!

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

Thanks for playing, Ally. Now ...

http://www.bookcloseouts.com/images/large/isbn186/1862044015-l.jpg

[me]

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2003489860705.gif

[Pan]

blah

ATTN: Match.Cohen Gals and all the rest:

WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE?

cuz i have no idea who these people are you're talking about. they definitely aren't here. which is exactly why you are coming across as such wackos.

[Pan]

blah

ATTN: Frank and all the rest:

WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE?

cuz i have no idea who these people are you're talking about. they definitely aren't here. which is exactly why you are coming across as such wackos.

[Pan]

blah

ATTN: Ally and all the rest:

WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE?

cuz i have no idea who these people are you're talking about. they definitely aren't here. which is exactly why you are coming across as such wackos.

[Pan]

blah

ATTN: Andy and all the rest:

WHY ARE YOU POSTING HERE?

cuz i have no idea who these people are you're talking about. they definitely aren't here. which is exactly why you are coming across as such wackos.

[bird jam]

"Hotz" doesn't rhyme with "Socks." What a letdown.

[shady lane]

what the dick?

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/116_4_293.jpg

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

http://www.thegreenhead.com/entertainment/images/evil-superman-1.jpg

[DnB]

"Hotz" doesn't rhyme with "Socks." What a letdown.
From what I can tell, they meant Bill Hotz, attorney.

I don't know who the Socks person is. I don't bill Hotz either, I've just seen the Bill Hotz and Associates ads on tv every once in a while.

[shady lane]

i wanted to find the one where he bitchslaps jfk, but i don't have time to hunt it down.

[shady lane]

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/presidentialdick0vx.jpg

[jack frost]

http://www.teamtao.com/neko/src/1150126088653.gif

[shady lane]

it's dickcraft...

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/3344_4_003.jpg

[jack frost]

http://shanachan.konosutekinabasho.net/cosplay/src/1150552009562.jpg

[shady lane]

http://superdickery.com/images/dick/1296_4_081.jpg

[bird jam]

Why was Lois Lane in space?

[DnB]

Why was Lois Lane in space?
Lois was dating an astronaut named Rand.
Anyhoo, Long story short "Lois sneaks into the space capsule shortly before lift off and takes the place of the robotic co-pilot."

Lois in space (http://politedissent.com/archives/953)

[jack frost]

You thought I was going to post another catgirl, didn't you?

http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/henryfool/stillsclipspics/stills/henry1.jpg

Well, I for one refuse to discriminate between forms of knowing!

[MaryvilleRockWriter]

http://www.sonypictures.com/classics/henryfool/stillsclipspics/stills/henry1.jpg

That kinda looks like R.B. Morris ...

[Mykhailo]

"Hotz" doesn't rhyme with "Socks." What a letdown.
Ok, match.collective, since you're airing all the deep dark secrets now, what the heck is the national chain of ice cream shops that rhymes with Darryl, anyway?

[Ian]

what the heck is the national chain of ice cream shops that rhymes with Darryl, anyway?

Baskin-Robbins.

[Tess]

Ta Daaaaa! Herrell's Ice Cream, a Massachuetts chain.

http://www.harvardsquare.com/directory.php?id=332&cat=

[DnB]

Ta Daaaaa! Herrell's Ice Cream, a Massachuetts chain.

http://www.harvardsquare.com/directory.php?id=332&cat=

Herrells Ice Cream 4 locations in Boston, 1 in Northamption

That's not national.

[Tess]

It rhymes with Darryl's, so it is my guess, and I am sticking to it.

[DnB]

It rhymes with Darryl's, so it is my guess, and I am sticking to it.

I wasn't dissing your logic. Just dissing that the cohencrybabies would probably think that actually would be considered national.
There is a lawyer with last name of Harrell in Knoxville.

[Tess]

Okay, found it. Farrell's ice cream, a one-time national chain,

http://www.happyitis.biz/

that ran into some legal difficulties, so that now there are only two.

Parlour Enterprises initial complaint alleged:

Breach of Contract
Fraud
Negligent Misrepresentation
Defamation
Intentional Interference with Prospective Business Relationshmmmm...but, your clue might be more pertinent, DnB.

[Wombat]

Ya'll getting close to 10K views!!

[DnB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/dbwest001/deepak.jpg

[fluffy]

Ta Daaaaa! Herrell's Ice Cream, a Massachuetts chain.

used to live a block from one, and thye had damn fine coffee too.


http://www.planet99.com/pix/14580_1.jpg

the art on the ceiling;
http://www.allstonvillage.com/herrells/pic03.jpg

http://billtmiller.com/allston/allston_btm_5532cr.jpg

ahh, i miss that place.

[bird jam]

Good news: I think I have tracked down the nefarious ringleader of the Match.com cabal:

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/desperately-seeking-groundouts-185735.php

[Hank IV]

WTF? I believe a line was just crossed.

[spinetingler]

When I was a young black lady

And now you're what? An old Pakistani man?

[rikki]

Who do you have to blow around here to get a libelous post taken down?

[# 9]

When I was a young black lady, Hots offered to give me a break on his legal fees in exchange for me rending him a BJ.

http://is2.okcupid.com/users/150/676/15067780741463823086/mt1133915884.jpg

http://www-jcsu.jesus.cam.ac.uk/~rah56/images/handy/images/holyoff.jpg

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/attention/attention2.jpg

[DnB]

Advice: stop shoplifting so you won't have to call a lawyer.
Just thinking....

[jeffx]

http://www.sff.net/people/beth-bernobich/photos/kitten.jpg

http://www.crmvet.org/crmpics/pins/fist.jpg

[KO]

When I was a young black lady . . . They didn’t have no money to live on hardly. . . . I don’t feel none to happy about what I did . . . .
http://www.tremorsrockabilly.com/pictures/tf/images/blackface.jpg

[Brownlow]

WTF? I believe a line was just crossed.
Me, too. The contents of TJ's post are libelous. I would suggest that the moderators delete TJ's post immediately. If Mr. Hotz or Mr. Cohen find out about it, they might be inclined to try to discover TJ's real identity, which would involve at least a subpoena to the owners of the board. The more people who see the post, the worse the potential damage to Hotz and Cohen. What if the post gets posted to other forums?

[jeffx]

yeah, i think it's about time to put the kibosh on this thing.

i'm running out of kitty/fist pics anyway.

[spinetingler]

kitty/fist

Band name alert.

[Randall]

Band name alert.

There was already a Torture Kitty.

[DnB]

yeah, i think it's about time to put the kibosh on this thing.

i'm running out of kitty/fist pics anyway.

More advice: it's just not safe looking up fist images at work! :confused:

[spinetingler]

There was already a Torture Kitty.

So it's a double bill show.

[DnB]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/dbwest001/whipitgood.jpg

[skirob]

.